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| दूर देश से आई तितली चंचल पंख हिलाती। फूल-फूल पर कली-कली पर इतराती इठलाती। यह सुन्दर फूलों की रानी धुन की मस्त दिवानी, हरे भरे उपवन में आई करने को मनमानी। कितने सुन्दर पर है इसके जग मग रंग रंगीले, लाल हरे बैजनी वसन्ती काले नीले पीले। कहाँ - कहाँ से फूलों के रंग चुरा चुरा कर लाई आते ही इसने उपवन में कैसी धूम मचाई। डाल-डाल पर पात-पात पर यह उड़ती फिरती है, कभी खूब ऊँची चढ़ जाती फिर नीचे गिरती है। कभी फूल के रस पराग पर रूक कर जी बहलाती, कभी कली पर बैठ, न जाने गुप चुप क्या कह जाती। | |
Sunday, August 28, 2011
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A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examining his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."
ReplyDeleteThe guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"
The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."
Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
ReplyDeleteLittle Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom's room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, "Ooh, I need a man! I need a man!"
ReplyDeleteThe next day, Little Johnny got home from school and saw his mom lying on the bed naked with a naked guy on top of her. So Little Johnny ran to his room, stripped down naked, and started to touch himself, while moaning, "Ooh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"